We are on the verge of economic collapse, the housing market is beyond repair and rock n' roll has been taken over by wannabe singers and musicals about high schoolers. Never before in the history of time has the world needed a savior as badly as we do now. That savior is Axl Rose.
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To encourage Axl to save our world, we will satiate the thirst of every American if he delivers the album this year...Check out the official release here.
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Do you believe in Axl? You better, better...
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CHINESE DEMOCRACY STARTS NOW.
CHINESE DEMOCRACY STARTS NOW!!!!!1111ONE
OMG this is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen. And the coolest.
Proof? Let's see Dr. Pepper make a commercial regarding this. Or, better yet, a mere statement on their official website. And, by the way, the below post makes this just reek of hoax.
Axl Rose is a joke, this Chinese Democracy thing is a joke...and anyone who is getting excited about this obvious media stunt is a joke too.
I'm afraid, dear anon, the only one that's a joke is you. Then again, you probably adore bands like Fall Out Boy and Boys Like Girls.
I've gotta agree with the guy who said this is a joke. What an obvious gimmick to ride the coat tails of a C-list story to sale more cans of soda.
In other words, I will never have a free Dr. Pepper.
I'm looking forward to this release almost as much as my next pap smear
Dr. Pepper and Axl Rose- two great things that come in cans!
Real or fake... doesn't matter. Its still awesome.
People are sheep.
If the press told you yesterday that Dr Pepper hated Axl, you would be at their Plant, throwing eggs.
Put your faith in Jesus, not the pepper!!
release it then call up slash and make nice!!!
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