
NME is reporting today that Axl Rose has handed over Chinese Democracy to the record label...We've heard rumors like this before and we won't believe it until the man himself confirms it...But if this is true, it will go down in history alongside these other memorable deliveries:
- 1446 BC: Moses delivers the ten commandements to his people; all sin in the world ceases for 30 seconds.
- June 28, 2000: Elián González is delivered back to Cuba; US/Cuba relations suffer more than Bear Sterns shareholders.
- August 17, 1998:President Clinton delivers new meaning to the word "is"; everybody but Clinton "is" confused.
If this news is true, it means we're one step closer to having everyone in America (minus Slash and Bucket) sipping a cold Dr Pepper. Come on Axl, now is the time!
